Tuesday, 1 September 2026ARCHIVE
KOLLECTORIUM
FROM THE KEEP · TUESDAY 1 SEPTEMBER
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
September 1st has arrived, which means somewhere a scarlet steam train is supposedly leaving Platform 9¾. 🚂✨
The Keep has no platform, unfortunately. We checked.
It does, however, have several thousand questionable artefacts, moving portraits if you squint hard enough, rooms nobody remembers adding, and at least one creature with entirely too much authority.
So we’ll call that close enough.
Happy September from the Kollectorium. 🏰
P.S.1 new figure came into the Archive, from JKToys.